Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.

Family Quotes And Sayings by Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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